Hey Google: Please Don’t Create Another Facebook

Posted on 28. Jul, 2010 by in Features

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facebookbedifferent1While it’s clear that they don’t want to talk about it, the powers that be over at Google are scheming on ways to create a social networking rival to Facebook. All I have to say is please do something different. I mean, for starters, Facebook has undergone so many changes since I first started using it that I barely recognize it.

I’m not sure anymore what the difference between a being a fan or joining a page on Facebook really means, and I also don’t like those creeped-out ads that take my birthdate and somehow try to spin it into a reason why I would want to click on those side links.

Facebook Credits? Come on, what a terrible name for a virtual currency. I would have preferred FaceBucks to that. At least it would start some amazing conversations.

I mean, how is Facebook even making any money? I’ve never given them a single dollar. Sure, I know some people love to buy virtual goods, but can you really make a multibillion dollar company out of virtual shovels in FarmVille and brass knuckles for punching virtual faces in Mafia Wars?

Google: just create something that is different than Facebook, and you’ll succeed. Especially since we know that the UI won’t look like MySpace, it will probably work.

In related news, Facebook officially is the only social networking option available, so you might as well add me as a friend since there’s no alternative.

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6 Responses to “Hey Google: Please Don’t Create Another Facebook”

  1. [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Hacker News, thechromesource. thechromesource said: Hey Google: Please Don’t Create Another Facebook: While it’s clear that they don’t want to talk about it, the powe… http://bit.ly/bUhv8H [...]

  2. Nas

    30. Jul, 2010

    “Please Google make a better UI, please”. Lame post.

  3. [...] All I have to say is please do something different. I mean, for starters, Facebook has undSource:http://www.thechromesource.com/hey-google-please-dont-create-another-facebook/ Publicado por Aaron en 16:54 Etiquetas: facebook, google, social [...]

  4. Bharat Balegeer

    02. Aug, 2010

    I thought google already had orkut.com

  5. Name

    02. Aug, 2010

    Now this is a misinformed post. Orkut is years old and is a big success in Brazil. Orkut left space for none in Brazil.

  6. [...] Posted on 04. Aug, 2010 by Daniel Cawrey in News I’ve been made aware via Fortune’s Google 24/7 that TechCrunch is reporting Google will acquire Slide for $182 million. The company is a social gaming platform not unlike the Google-invested Zygna, and further fuels speculation on Google’s plan to create something that is like Facebook, but not quite. [...]

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